Food and laughter goes hand in hand

jorgieboy:

amenpenis:

carleyalyson:

glitterweave:

chadleymacguff:

amenpenis:

when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”

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when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”

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when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”

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Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.

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When white people say “Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.”

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100% true horoscope facts

ashkinator:

aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches


What You Crave vs What You Need

  • Chocolate:Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks:Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks:Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food:Topsoil.
  • Cookies:Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea:A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs:Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice:The sweet release of death.